Actually. That’s exactly what I did. Invited both families to the house and popped the question right after the blessing. Shocked them to see me on one knee when they opened their eyes.

We’re not even in the same neighborhood as when the Soviets shot down the KLA 747 filled with civilian passengers at the height of the Cold War when Reagan was President.

Ascari blue is named after the race track? *sigh* For shame! Yes there is a track but it’s named after Alberto Ascari and the blue is because of his blue helmet that he thought was a good luck charm. He also always wore blue shirts or coveralls as well.

WHO ASKED FOR FACTS?!?!?! WE WANT SPECULATION!

It’s funny how everyone talks about that fact that emits a lot of NOx’s but noone really talks about the fact that diesel engines also produces dihydrogen monoxide, and the thing about dihydrogen monoxide is that every single person who has contact with it dies. No exceptions.

Fixed it for you

There is nothing as giggle-inducing as an Evo IX. It does things that should not be technically possible. I’ve since driven much faster cars, much prettier cars (let’s be honest, the Evo is a brick with some hedgehog spikes and a set of wheels), and certainly much better built cars. But nothing, not even supercars,…

I imagine the family picture has everyone wearing khaki’s and matching sweaters.

Ford was founded by a Nazi too what’s their point

Good thing they added the frown face after mentioning it was founded by Nazis. This gives me a headache. I’m going to go take a Bayer aspirin.

I’ve been counting too, but I ran out of fingers on my hands, which prompt me to wonder what’s taking them so long. Could it be because, like VW, they've been skinny dipping too?

Perfect. $1,300 to read comics. Sounds like a good investment.

IT’S ALSO CALLED CROSSY ROAD.

Guys in their 40s were in their 20s when the first Gran Turismo hit. He should know.

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