I can't tell from his expression if Dredd is happy or sad about this news.

Get in line, buddy.

Alison Brie is adorable. Will Ferrell can be adorable. Kevin Hart is cute as a button in the original sense of the phrase. So my guess is this movie is going to be really sweet.

Not getting labeled as a "Chris Tucker equivalent"? Jackson's agent deserves a raise. In fact every actor who DIDN'T get this role should pay something extra to their agent. Besides Chris Tucker, he should probably fire his agent.

On one hand, there are no more Mall Rats. On the other hand, there's a lot of abandon malls out there that Kevin Smith film this movie in now.

I don't find the audio really incriminating (besides the fact, you know, that I know Durst is guilty before listening to it), which is why legal authorities didn't immediately arrest him. It sounds like a neurotic person talking to himself. There's absolutely no context to it (as you don't have to contextualize…

And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your recording equipment.

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

Long ago in a distant land, I, Cartoon Network, the shape-shifting Master Of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish animator wielding a magic pen stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final episode was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…

Are you suggesting that running for President doesn't naturally involve Star Wars rumors?

Does Bob Lee Swagger get framed for a different attempted Presidential assassination every week?

Turing a rhetorical question into an actual conundrum.

I'm sure there are people who find this article too wacky, and takes away from the realistic, lower-middle class sitcom they want out of The Simpsons.

2014 seemed like they accidentally shot from the first draft instead of the final one. Everything was boring or way on the nose (Bryan Cranston didn't just lose his wife, HE LOST HER ON HIS BIRTHDAY. Boring McBoring doesn't just miss his family, HE'S MISSING THEM BECAUSE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM IRAQ. And it's just like…

I find it obnoxious when a fan of a movie presupposes that a critic of that movie came by his opinion in some counterfeit manner. I didn't like the film, that means I didn't understand it. I didn't like the film, that means I have some sort of secret political/social agenda that the fan happens to ferret out, I don't…

Iceman would be the main character in a Wes Anderson X-Men flick.

To be fair, there's nothing in the recent SNL to make you think it's a comedy show.

You forgot one of his most impressive accomplishments: best cameo on The Simpsons. Two episodes, two home runs.

Lorne Michaels, you gotta save that sort of A-game material for the show.

Guardians of the Galaxy was a "back to basics" success besides the weird Thanos space war thing (that should and probably would have been completely cut if this wasn't the Marvel universe) the whole movie was easy to follow. each character had relatable, simple motivations for their actions. Which allowed James Gunn…