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From the linked story. Fuck this guy, pray all you fucking want, but your son violently raped at least 3 women, the article implies there are more and that he’s been doing it since High School. You raised a rapist so fuck your prayers. And fuck this guy, he’s “truly remorseful” because he got caught no other reason.

Do you tell them it is happening today?? Police are murdering Black people in the street with no semblance of justice. They are modern day lynchings. It enrages me to no end that people look at this past and think “Wow that is so unbelievable” but then we have crazy, horrible shit happening today that surely (god

I can’t believe he faxed it to the clerk. That’s some bullshit. Also, O_O

What an asshole. If he thought you were that drunk to not know his name he shouldn’t have fucked you. What a dick - benefitting and then trying to make *you* feel bad.

My dad taught me to spell chicken, “S-H-I-T” and sent me to school. And then he told me all the puppies in pet stores who aren’t bought before Christmas are euthanized. (That one I believed for an embarrassingly long time.)

Dad humor. It’s the worst.

I hated school by senior year in high school, and my best friend had an afternoon work study job in town, so I often got “sick” at lunch and rode home with her. But the principal started just sending me to the nurse’s office, so I upped the ante and began telling him that I had suddenly started my period and had to go

I know that shame - the moment you figure out what you did was horrifically stupid and you would rather suffer forever than tell an adult what you did. I once touched the car lighter when it was hot because it looked pretty, all glowy and orange, and then had to sit through vacation bible school with a serious burn on

Once my nana had to babysit me and she doesn’t speak English (and she had no TV) so the day was going by very slow. I was looking around the house and found pepper spray. I did not know it was pepper spray, and I probably didn’t even know that was a thing at that age. Anyways, I thought it was one of those sprays you

I pretended to sprain my ankle once when I was a teenager because I was scared to go down a fucking terrifying waterslide and didn’t want my friends to think I was a wuss. I got taken away in a golf cart ambulance and everything. To this day my friends don’t know the truth. In my defense that waterpark later got shut

When I was in 11th grade, my girlfriend and I decided to skip school one day. I had already been in trouble for skipping a lot of school, so I would need my mom to actually call with a reason I was going to miss school. So we came up with the bright idea to have my gf call in pretending to be my mom. She did a

That girl needed to calm down about her soap. I don’t even understand why she would call you out—let alone have everyone give you the sniff test! Sorry about that experience. Sounds pretty mortifying.

I am the crappiest liar ever. I get all hot in the cheeks, my back stiffens up and I start to sweat on my forehead. It is both hilarious and mortifying. So, I invariably get caught in a lie in the middle of while telling it. Great moment in time at an old girlfriends dinner table (while in high school). Her dad

Please leave dead baby jokes—often hilarious—out of this sordid conversation.

Mocking a paraplegic, huh? Real edgy shit ya got there, Slim. Heard any good dead baby jokes lately?

As an Indian-American though, I gotta stress that one of the most important parts of this article is that only 7% of us are voting for Trump. He is absolutely detested and reviled amongst the family and friends I have who are also Indian-American (yes, I know anecdotal).

This is horseshit. Delta saying they let the doctor who produced documentation help is just absolute shit. My dad, a white male doctor, has helped patients on flights and has NEVER been asked to prove he’s a doctor. This flight attendant was racist and delta should not use “documentation” as a fall back story bc they

When my little sister and I were young we were in and out of the doctors. Constantly ill.

I was at the doc when I was younger, I can’t remember the reason but I must have been bitching about my period because I was having a pelvic exam while I was on it. I heard “oh my god there is something in there,” followed by questions about whether I may have left a tampon in, which I assured them I hadn’t. They

Arrrgh. My doctor explained that my anxiety was so bad that it was causing IBS, which created insane amounts of gas, which then broke into tiny bubbles and crowded up my intestines and BACK INTO MY STOMACH, where it caused the most crippling case of nausea I have ever had and prevented me from getting out of bed for 3