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Michael Schiavo was treated horribly and got the worst raw deal when the fucking congress intervened to collude with Terry’s parents’ denial and he was straight up demonized in the right wing press. It was monstrous how this whole thing was treated like a political football. I had to stop watching. There was something

Really? I see what looks like at least four non-white women before the background becomes too blurry and I get bored counting. They aren’t dark-skinned, but they sure don’t look lily-white.

Because he’s committing a crime, so the fact that some person on the Internet has diagnosed him with mental illness doesn’t really matter?

It’s like now we aren’t going to put a human tshirt on a dog the normal way? We have to make our OWN brand of dog tshirt to fit insane 4 legged dog pants?? That go from the neck to the tail? It’s like no..,you know what? I won’t stand for this. America shouldn’t stand for this. Everyone stop talking about refugees and

Oh, girl, get some...

In case you thought that everyone knows how to Chipotle, have a picture of President Obama not knowing how Chipotle works.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole

I’m a Midwesterner, and in my experience the majority of us are a bunch of casually bigoted dickholes.

This whole situation is an excellent argument for clip-on ties.

Unless someone is bleeding or dying, it can wait. Let's include vomiting.

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

“I was informed that it had been sent back because the drink was “too cold.” For those who may not be bar savvy, this would be the equivalent of sending a bowl of soup back to the kitchen for being too hot.”

Yes and no. Canadian whiskey has a significant amount of rye in it (usually), but generally the grain bill isn’t the 51+% required in the US to call yourself a rye whiskey. In Canada, you can call yourself a rye whiskey with any percentage rye. So Canadian whiskey can legally call itself rye in Canada but not the US.

I’m so tired of this. Bourbon is whiskey. Scotch is whiskey. Irish whiskey is whiskey. Canadian whiskey is whiskey. Blended American whiskey is (barely,) whiskey. Pretty much, if it’s a distilled spirit made from grain and aged in a barrel, it’s whiskey. Each of the types have their own rules about what it takes to be

All bourbon is whiskey. So is all scotch and rye. The patrons mistake was not identifying which whiskey they wanted.

The meat thing totally makes sense. And I agree with you completely. The whiskey story is really just one idiot talking to another. I could imagine the bartender sending his story into BCO too.

Fair enough. Everyone has their own tastes. But Jim Beam is definitely a whiskey. There is no way to argue it isn’t and not look dumb.

Christ, thank you. The bartender was dumb for not knowing “neat” but the customer just looks like an ass for trying to look fancy by ordering his drink neat (because, that’s how the true connoisseurs drink it) and then not knowing that both bourbon and Scotch are whiskeys.

I’ll take that up. Bourbon is a type of Whiskey. So is Scotch. It would be the equivalent of going into a pet store, asking for a mammal, and ridiculing someone for bringing out a dog or a cat. Sorry, but that guy is a moron.

Wow, that reminds me of my upcoming book 900 Dirty Socks Picked Up Off The Floor and Dining Room Chairs Are You Kidding Me Why Are They On The Chair That Is Gross, Kevin.