You had me at "cum on guys."

I'm not gay, but my asshole is.

Well, the ghost of Harris Wittels can have sex with a penguin now.

Creak

Harris Wittels being "dead" was a recurring joke on U Talkin' U2 to Me, so that was my initial thought.

RIP Terrorist.

BENGHAZIMOVIEGHAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

He should've gotten out of there.

He should talk about the weather. Or the government.

Well Bob Dylan was the true originator of interview trolling (and to a lesser extent the Beatles as well, especially John), but Lou Reed definitely brought it into its modern incarnation.

Oooh, sorry. We were looking for the Beach Boys.

*article turns out to be plagiarized from BuzzFeed*

I'VE BEEN ROMAN AROUND ALWAYS LOOKIN DOWN AT ALL I SEE!

Dipsy looks like a gangsta in that picture.

Great comment/avatar synergy

Man she used to be hot in the picture on the right.

I guess he will have to keep Roman around.

Every inhale youuuu take, I'll be watchingggg youuuuu…

*Takes password, hacks into AV Club Twitter account, posts "I hate Mulaney"*