Fitting song for today.

Lennon or McCartney, whatever, but fuck Oasis.

McCartney.

I was expecting an passionate defense of the discography of Katy Perry.

*sigh*

That's totally deep, man.

GOOD

VACATIONER IN CHIEF

*is confined to gold-plated wheelchair*

♫ Do you want to cut your ears offffffffffffffff?!! ♫

Where's Obama when you need him?

"Black Messiah? JESUS IS WHITE!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!"

I took my username (in part) after "Sleeping with the Television On."

Uncle Albert and Admiral Halsey.

Brah?

I'm pretty sure in "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" it's not Brenda and Eddie that are at the titular Italian restaurant, but Joel is and he's reminiscing about them at dinner with this other person he knew from those days. At least that's how I've always heard it.

Wow. That's totally punk rock.

*cries*

JIM!

DONE!