No you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.

Well, um, OK then…

Wouldn't it be funny if @Heisenberg was raped by like, 5 museum-goers right now?

Hell yeah. The first time I heard it I did not expect his voice to sound like that. Now I can only imagine what that voice said to Lana Clarkson. Ugh.

Well, time to get in season.

It's the World's Best Film.

Unless kids stop playing with Etch-A-Sketches.

The Phil Spector Christmas album is the only one I'll ever need, but I do love Charlie Brown Christmas too. Can't go wrong with either.

One Fish, Two Fish Make More FIsh

DOZENS!!!!!

Where was that in the Pokémon universe?

Happy Thanksgiving to The A.V. Club and its commenters. I am thankful for you guys (and gals).

VODKA. STAT!

FAHKIN QWEAH… HAHPPY THAHNKSGIVINAH YAH BAHSTAHD

It's OK. I banged your mother.

"Thankful4Savings" is trending right now on Twitter.

He was still recovering from Selfie.

Dear Trixie, we have your parents. If you ever want to see them again…

Thanks! It's an honor.

Mr. Pucky. Come here. I want to see you.