She should play a murder suspect.

Avoiding puns here is a pretty big turtle to jump.

A more accurate title would be "What music people who think they're smart listen to."

Sooner or later this will turn into musical eugenics.

*walks away silently*

LOVE

Are we human, or are we dancer?

YOU MUST CHOOSE

It's not my cross to bear.

I'd be more interested in an Allman Brothers documentary. But something tells me that's not happening anytime soon.

"Say Goodbye to Hollywood" by Billy Joel is one of my favorite sax solos. There's lots of good saxophone in his entire discography up until about The Nylon Curtain.

Agreed.

And crabs.

Fey often turn out well for them, though.

*throws fortune cookies at Tina Fey*

I've seen advertisements for Jane the Virgin everywhere (malls, billboards, etc.), and it sounds like it really, really, sucks. I will not be tuning in.

Touché.

Welcome back O'Neal.

It says "I buried Harry."

[farts]