I'm sure he's said this before. Regardless, can't he wear more generic sunglasses?

*gives out free CDs to strangers*

The captives are my semen.

ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

It's his second coming.

JESUS IS COMING!

To be fair, by the end of his life John the Baptist had shrunk 9 inches.

Technically all of the Apostles were the first vampires, what with the whole "body and blood" thing.

I have a vewy gweat fwend in Wome named Biggus Dickus!

"Remember, kids, yes means yes*."

RACIST

So just one of those shows people only know for the theme song basically?

The A.V. Club

When I started out, I was working to get pud.

I, for one, would love to get pid.

Oh I will. Pun threads are a real bitch.

Morley's ex-boyfriend disagrees.

OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED MARLEY!

SPAM SPAM! WONDERFUL SPAM!!!

SEINFELD, FOAH!