Now that it's Breast Cancer Awareness Month, pink is everywhere. Which is awesome.

Sheesh I'm on a bad streak today.

I KNEW THAT ONE! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*charges at red cape*

Oh I was thinking about the light spectrum, not flames. Yeah I think I remember that part.

I thought red was the warmest. Maybe I didn't pay attention in that part of science class. I know they are opposites, though.

I still don't get the dyed blue hair thing. Dyed red can look hot, but not blue. And I say this as blue being my favorite color.

It can be two things.

"Idiot" has now become my favorite adjective.

Agreed. Corgan is pretentious, but not in an omniscient sense, unlike Courtney.

Yeah, but now she has to solve Ebola too.

He's like the Daniel Day-Lewis of pop culture writers.

That turtle would've gotten NOWHERE without Courtney!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!

I meant that making him talk in a more American accent would be racist, and I meant that jokingly.

What do you want him to do? Talk in a fake American accent?

Does John Oliver ring a bell?

*starts car, car makes gunshot noise to scare away NBC execs*

Yeah she jumped the shark with "Applause."

The Beach Boys without Brian Wilson is not the Beach Boys. It is Mike Love's stupid Beach Boys cover band.

They lost everyone in Kokomo.