I actually kind of like some of his stuff on Continuum ("Gravity" and "Dreaming with a Broken Heart" are maybe even great), but yeah this song sucks. I like my music sincere (or at least with sincere intentions) and John Mayer more often than not strikes me as insincere, especially on this song. Basically he has all…

All three people in the header photo look like they're having seizures.

That's not a very long distance, at least in the header photo. YOU MONSTER!!!!!!

NON-CANONICAL

*pats @Alien Jesus on back reassuringly*

They would even make great Talk Show Hosts too, I think.

No need. Doing so would take 15 steps.

It can be two things.

Or, even better, Madam and Eve.

Killing Jesus 2: Resurrected

THEIR STUPID GOD CAN GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd be much more interested in Killing Brian.

Killing Jesús

They're on board with killing Jesus?!

Purgers Gonna Purge

So he took the Joey Fatone route to obscurity and financial stability.

The Adult Who Orders Off the Kids' Menu

I can't wait to hear the opening surge.

Eating disorders are no joke. You're really starving for material here.

Agreed. They totally sold out after they left the underground.