You'd get weird looks from your mother either way.

Ahhhhh. That sucks.

Why would you leave?

The real real-life Griselda Blanco.

Somehow The Godmother sounds more like a Cinderella spinoff than a Godfather knockoff.

They're not toys! THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES!!! MOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please hand us your lunch money before you enter the bathroom stall. It would be much appreciated.

*writes Shakespeare*

That's a really lame joke at the end. He should stick to writing music.

You know he's older now, right?

*travels to secret lair, pets cat*

Yeah. It's mentioned in the article. Makes sense.

I PICK THINGS UP AND I PUT THEM DOWN!

Oh believe me I have. More than ever. I meant a resurgence in Peter Pan's popularity among regular people. Or maybe NBC is hoping to create that resurgence. Probably won't happen, though.

-every network

Don't call me by my middle name, OK.

Oh OK that makes sensWAIT A SECOND!

God has there been a sudden Peter Pan resurgence that I've been unaware of or something?! WHAT'S WITH THIS?!!!!!

You didn't put on your sunglasses. You're clearly

That is some dystopian ratings right there.