Why is Dave Grohl dressed as Hercules?

Ah, George Harrison the evil 1%er! Laying off workers at Apple Corps just so he can lay back back with all the money in the world. That scumbag!

What they need's a damn good whacking!

Isn't it a pity?

HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO LEARN THE DEFINITION OF SUCCESS???!!!!!

Taxman is a favorite of mine. The best political song the Beatles ever wrote (sorry Revolution).

And then Eric Clapton stole the tree's wife.

*biting Paul McCartney guitar solo*

On the internet, no one knows you're a dog.

Isn't it true that the song was a single-take, and if it wasn't perfect Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder would drive everyone home?

"Optimus Prime SPRAYS OIL out of his TRANSFORMING DICK all over Megan Foxes' FACE, which promptly IGNITES INTO FLAMES, causing her to have an EXPLOSIVE ORGASM!! Meanwhile Martin Lawrence RACES DOWN A HIGHWAY in the latest YELLOW CHEVY CAMARO, while trying to remove an ANAL PLUG which also happens to be a LIVE GRENADE!…

Who doesn't hate cable companies?

I'm sure his 80's adult contemporary phase would have brought him down to size. Now, how can we make Kanye West do that?

Never has such a great writer been judged so poorly by his (back) covers.

Fifty Shades of Bey

WHY IS THAT GLOVE GLUED TO THE POTATO WITH A BITE IN IT???????!!!!!!

I'M STILL OUTRAGED THAT BEYONCÉ LIP-SYNCED AT OBAMA'S INAUGURATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!

DARN IT! Hold the champagne, @creeper. *sigh*

Yeah but John Lennon didn't write music ABOUT his ego. The fact that he had to compete with Paul McCartney and later George Harrison for space on Beatles albums meant at least with the Beatles he didn't come out as egotistical. Even during his preachy solo career his music was only informed by his ego.

I assume @my_mom_says_i_m_cool:disqus's coworker prefers Normal Al Janković.