Giants, Bears, Redskins, 49ers and Bengals...not exactly a who’s who of top NFL defenses.

Tony Romo is held together with paper paste and bits of used twine. His bones are powdered glass. How many more times is he going to have his body shattered before they realize they’ve got a good replacement for him? I’m not saying he hasn’t been a good quarterback for them when he’s been healthy, but he hasn’t made…

I don’t think it matters if the Cowboys should stick with Dakota Prescott; I think we all know that the Cowboys won’t stick with Dakota Prescott. Because Jerry Jones.

“Mmmmm......Still kinda looks like fun. $7,000.”

As a Chiefs fan, I assure you that game is a gimme.

“When you’re 12-0, balls get tipped and hit the ground,” Anderson said.

Eh. At 1-4 they’re still the best winless team in the league imo

If only there were some well-known precedent for why you don’t throw the ball in this situation...

Totally agree. He’s lucky he didn’t lose an eye. I’m all for tougher gun control, but if this isn’t a time to shoot someone trying to stab (slice) you to death in your own front yard, I don’t know when is.

Just let me ask you, have you ever been in a fight with an individual who had a blade of any kind, and you had nothing?

Why are you assuming all us commie liberals are Christians? I’d imagine most deadspin readers are spiritual, but not religious.

Good thing there is nothing important on your face and neck that will cause you to die if slashed!

Or, how about the moment when someone is slashing a piece of property, you stay inside and call the cops instead of going to confront a crazy person with a knife? My thought process would be “this sucks that he’s destroying my property, but it’s only property, who knows what he would do if he were confronted?” Then I…

So sorry they you’re so scared that you think you can kill when your own death is unlikely.

Yup. No one’s ever been killed by a silly ol’ box cutter. Which apparently aren’t knives now. Good stuff!

“Ninety-nine percent of the time I leave the house, I never leave without it. And this is the one time I did. I’m kind of glad I did, because he would have been dead, and I would have had to live with that.”

Zero dead people > One dead person

I don’t know, man. I’m no gun nut, but a dude getting stabbed in the face a whole bunch of times in his own yard by some psycho the one time he wasn’t packing seems like about the best case for concealed carry I’ve ever heard.