No. He needs three days to heal.

If you do a 2nd season at 0-16, they upgrade your brown paper bags to plastic ones.

No, no, Samer, the Browns clearly tweeted what Whitehurst was gonna do:

In some parallel universe, breast cancer survivors wear Cleveland Browns ribbons.

What color are the jackets?

You’d think losing five QBs in six games would be a sign that, just maybe, there might be a small problem with the offensive line.

Hey, we only lost 27-26 in 2013!

On the week Brady came back too. Everyone knew Brady was going to use this game to make a statement. The browns are the unluckiest team in sports history.

Did you know velveeta isn’t actually orange? They have to add dye to make it cheese like. It’s actually this pale and gross jelly blob. So your assessment of him being a block of velveeta is actually really on point.

His hardcore base doesn’t care, but there aren’t enough of them for him to come anywhere close to winning the election. To win, he also needs the votes of a lot of non-”deplorable” conservatives. People like John McCain and Condie Rice.

His base is still with him and mad at those abandoning him.

Also

Of course there is. Why is anyone surprised? All of the things he says are horrible, sexist, racist, fascist, or some combination. He’s like the personification of the worst, most sophomoric, Yahoo chatroom suicide troll of all time, only as running for president. We Americans should all be humiliated.

Mark Cuban is election Santa.

Surely Mark Cuban can dig around his couch cushions and come up with the 5 million. For America.

Especially since it’s sponsored by Macy’s and broadcast by NBC, both of whom terminated their contracts with Trump last year over his remarks. The irony would be the icing and the maraschino cherry on the cake!

If he does I want him to be Grand Marshal of the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Surprised Burnett has draconian NDAs that protect Trump? Nope