Based on what we all saw last night, the revolution should not have been televised.

in front of about 50 or 60 fans.

There is unrest in Toronto

Even though both perpetrators pictured were wearing masks, a police spokesperson says he is confident they have the right person in custody. “We are absolutely positive he is the man pictured. Possibly both men.”

Surely his lawyer can plea bargain his Mischief charge down to Tomfoolery.

Maybe now he’ll also pay for his abduction of “The Virgin” Connie Swail.

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

Per a release from the TPS

Of course he is a Pagan with no moral compass.

I expected something to go “horribly wrong” but instead my thought was “dude might be dumb but that looks fucking awesome.”

Corrupt, but not necessarily “evil.”

The area where I grew up just had a clown rob two hotels and fired shots at the police during the resulting car chase.

Actually first they came for the mimes but everyone was pretty okay with that.

All I know is, anyone who puts on a scary clown outfit nowadays had some pretty big shoes to fill.

Maybe it’s because I watched Killer Klowns From Outer Space as a kid, but I can’t wait until people go out hunting these clowns down. Just recently in my hometown a guy had a clown aim a rifle at him so really it’s only a matter of time until they start getting shot by people, however harmless they may be.

I long for the days when clowns didn’t bother anyone until 26 bodies were found in a crawlspace.

Why is this phenomenon expanding? Auguste was over a month ago.

There are clowns that aren’t evil?

I’m all for gun control, but in this time of national crisis, I make an exception.