Why are the Cardinals wearing black and white? Cardinals should wear RED. Black and white doesn’t make sense even in the NFL’s weird alternate universe.

If you go wandering around on the Florida panhandle, you will find all kinds of unexpected wildlife. You’ll even find road signs indicating bear crossings.

Wild turkeys are cool, actually.

I have come to believe the Dementors are breeding again. It’s the only thing I can think of to explain it.

Nailed it. I have come to believe that the heart of the matter with all these people who claim they “can’t” vote for Hillary because she’s not bubbly and chatty enough is nothing more than sexism. We don’t say it here, but that’s what it is.

She’s in a slightly different position than the average person. We don’t have hoards of media trying to trick us into saying something they can then tear us apart for every minute of every day. We don’t have a hundred people yelling at us about every mistake we’ve ever made or every private detail of our lives every…

Harpies do exist. We’re not having Sarah Palin on our team, however.

Thanks. Even we like to maintain some sort of standards.

BEST!!!!

I like this.

Then we’ll know for sure which states to drive around when we’re going on a trip.

Truth.

Hey. I’m old, and I think the whole “Bill has fucked around in the past so Hillary shouldn’t be president” is sexist fucking crap.

Yay?

The GOP needs to get owned by this. Totally agree.

That’s how I see it. I keep being amazed and confused that so many other people don’t.

He won’t care. It would be a fine humiliation for the Republican party that fielded him though, and they SO deserve that.

I, um...I can’t help picturing that car chase as a Keystone Cops event.

yay!!

They’ve never experienced anything like this before, have they?