They expect the entire world to just STFU until they’ve sat down with their TV hours after the competition is over? That cracks me up.

Dear Lord. Aaron is wearing a leisure suit.

The more vowels you can shove in a word, the better off you are is what I feel.

Grew up in the 70's on the Mississippi Gulf Coast, where the Cowboys were synonymous with Satan. I still believe this, actually.

You should spend a little time in the comment section at nola.com during a Saints game. They know.

You probably can’t afford to live in the Quarter if you’re native, even if you want to.

Oh yes, now I remember hearing about that retirement village! It seems like it would be a fascinating place to visit, if it ever gets built.

She sounds ominous to me. I wouldn’t mess with her.

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Ok. That’s helpful.

I don’t see how this his helpful.

Yeah, I get that she’s not talking standard English. I’m just saying not talking standard English doesn’t mean she’s ignorant. I don’t doubt she is aware of the fact of standard English and is able to talk it if need be, she’s just choosing not to here to make her point more clear.

Oh I see. Well, it’s the first time I’ve heard of this particular problem too, though of course I don’t keep track of lava paint as a rule. Anyway, I didn’t realize why they were under such a time crunch, so that’s good to know. Glad I didn’t drag myself off the couch yesterday and trail down to the bar to watch the…

She sounds serious as a heart attack to me. I hope they got it right before she showed up the next day.

I don’t see that she sounds ignorant. She sounds irritated, fed up, and desiring some competence in exchange for the hard earned money she is paying these fools who have just fucked her over yet again. I for one can relate to those feelings, and believe she communicated them clearly and forcefully.

This is what I don’t understand. How could it be “dash” to get the field ready? They have all year to get ready for this one game, how could it be a surprise that needs a mad, unorganized dash to prepare for?

Canada has an absolutely superior broadcast of the Olympics. I used to live up by the boarder on the West Coast, and it was wonderful to be able to watch some decent coverage that wasn’t myopically obsessed with medal count. Plus, curling is great!

Agreed. Prime target but still exceptional work.

Or people who tell you they “can’t breath” when they mean they have a stuffy nose.

I believe they did require her to wear a burqa if she wanted to stay, though.