Former?

The less you have in common with that rabid weasel the better off you are. Try to look at it that way until you get in.

No. Donkeys are cute.

#NeverTooLate

#HeartbrokenAHouseHasn’tLandedOnHerYet

There’s a transvestite teen named Bacon out there?

#HellionOnHoliday

Yay!!!

If you want to really party hard with them, go at New Years. It’s amazing.

Normally, I would believe you are absolutely correct. However, having had the misfortune to deal with Delta in the past, I have my doubts about their willingness to execute an unplanned landing for any reason at all.

It’s working for me so far. If he turns out to be Richie Incognito’s dad I’ll be sad, but I’m going to just tell myself he’s loving and enthusiastic for now.

I think this guy is a great sports dad. He could turn out to be a monster I suppose, but currently I am in favor of this sports dad.

Dull of them.

I have an issue with that, since she has never been in any of those places to start with.

This is good kinja right here. Also, “cuntwig” is new to me. Excellent.

This is actually the correct answer. Leaving them out makes for a more interesting discussion, though, because if they were there we’d all just vote for them and move on.

In my opinion, this is very good Kinja.

Wow. Thanks for bringing this one up.

Geez, it was for me. I can’t even imagine what it was like for him.

You’re on a brilliant Tomsula roll. +1 can of beans (with rat).