Simmons has a narcissistic approach (shocker) to depression. "I would never ever kill myself because I was feeling sad, therefore, it's not actually a problem for anyone else, because my personal experiences have universal application." Sure, he's right that there are some people who play out the classic Cry For…

I think they've dropped that out of heavy rotation after the House Intelligence Committee cleared their throats, shuffled their papers while not making eye contact, and quietly mumbled that they couldn't find any evidence of malfeasance.

I think every child in America should be taught at least two languages, and I think one of those two languages should be English. This goes both ways. It's just as embarrassing and disadvantageous for "native-born" Americans to grow up monolingual as it is for immigrants. Now, which second language they learn is…

Simmons also loudly defended America going into Iraq, making the case that he was only alive because America crushed Nazi Germany and thus saved his mother from dying while in a concentration camp. There is a case to be made for interventionism, in some instances, I suppose, but Simmons conveniently ignores the fact…

But he was saying all that crap in private, not broadcasting it or putting it in a book or using it to guide Clippers corporate policy (so far as I know).

Setting aside Simmons' assholishness on most other issues…I keep seeing his quotes about immigration and learning English brought up negatively and I don't get it. On this issue he's absolutely right. Immigrants to the United States DO need to learn the common language and assimilate to a degree if they ever want to…

I don't think so. She is pretty cute. (No surprise considering how hot her mom is.)

They have lived together for years. I think Simmons was finally guilted into marrying her after he got caught banging somebody else.

I thought it was a military cadence used in the book?

Ebert called that one of the worst films he'd ever seen.

Us old-timers threw in the towel and just started calling it that because whenever we mentioned "STAR WARS" to someone younger they'd start talking about Jar Jar, or characters from CLONE WARS.

It was RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK for about 20 years on VHS.

Was he five feet tall with a thick North Jersey accent?

With musical adaptations of EVIL DEAD and RE-ANIMATOR already in the world, that ship may have sailed. Or sunk.

It. Is. Terrible.

"I don't want no COMMIES riding in my car!"
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"No CHRISTIANS, neither!"

I don't mind Mothra, AND Rodan, AND Ghidorah, but throwing in Aquaman as well is just too much.

With Bart working for him? As an adult woman for some reason?

Only Godzilla Forgives
Godzilla Bless America
…And Godzilla Created Woman
Godzilla Loves Uganda
Anguirus, the Wrath of Godzilla

Great, another franchise for Ryan Reynolds to Oxygen Destroy.