[cont'd]
The Plucky Duck Show (1992) - Calamity Coyote
FW: I don't remember that one.
Partridge Family 2200 AD (1974) - Orbit
FW: I think…was that a robot?  Sounds like a robot…
Turbo Teen (1984) - Dark Rider/Flip/Rusty
FW: I was the entire cast?  Huh.
Sewer Shark (1992) - Additional Voices
FW: …no.  Nothing.  Pass.  Next…

I thought he was alright, but it was another thing they screwed up from the original story.  Eve has to remain virginal or something, so they made the guy gay.

Actually, Comic-V is an anarchist.  Movie-V SAYS he's an anarchist but actually just wants to restore the "democracy" of the good old days.  They're two very different characters.  Movie-V is a romantic freedom fighter, with an embarrassing dollop of the Phantom of the Opera thrown in.  Comic-V is an unashamed and…

@avclub-b3d6e130a30b176f2ca5af7d1e73953f:disqus Boy did I fucking HATE that third movie.  Every intriguing concept from RELOADED was flushed down the toilet.

If you've never read Farmer's Oz novel, featuring Munchkin sex scenes, then you don't really know what erotica really is.

Staring at pictures of those dirty, dirty angiosperms for hours.  Yet I'M the pervert here.  sheesh.

It's a 44-year-old soccer mom who isn't getting laid enough's idea of hardcore BDSM, meaning, the guy is haughty and mean to her.  That's deliciously cruel for some women, I guess.

It's a 44-year-old soccer mom who isn't getting laid enough's idea of hardcore BDSM, meaning, the guy is haughty and mean to her.  That's deliciously cruel for some women, I guess.

Romance novels are porn.

Romance novels are porn.

Philip Jose Farmer already beat you to it.  His versions of Tarzan have the future Lord of the Apes sexually experimenting with chimpanzees.

@avclub-1898a4d76532f237d9b5c0592dfe71a9:disqus I guess to retort I'll paraphrase Alan Moore.  Alan Moore was asked why he should have any leg to stand on when complaining about what's been done with his comic characters by others, when he himself has spent ten years using the characters of H. Rider Haggard, Bram…

@avclub-1898a4d76532f237d9b5c0592dfe71a9:disqus I guess to retort I'll paraphrase Alan Moore.  Alan Moore was asked why he should have any leg to stand on when complaining about what's been done with his comic characters by others, when he himself has spent ten years using the characters of H. Rider Haggard, Bram…

I believe that was Putin's campaign slogan.

I believe that was Putin's campaign slogan.

That's what happens when you go out on the front shelf at the library, wearing a dust jacket like that.

That's what happens when you go out on the front shelf at the library, wearing a dust jacket like that.

@avclub-1898a4d76532f237d9b5c0592dfe71a9:disqus My biggest problem is that the turnip women who will pick up these books and read them will have no idea that these aren't the original books.  Or if they do, they probably won't care.  Literature as a sex aid.

@avclub-1898a4d76532f237d9b5c0592dfe71a9:disqus My biggest problem is that the turnip women who will pick up these books and read them will have no idea that these aren't the original books.  Or if they do, they probably won't care.  Literature as a sex aid.

Used.  To.