JUST ONE OF THE GUYS.  Joyce Hyser.  One of my first crushes.

No matter who wins, we lose.

No matter who wins, we lose.

Okay, spending this weekend dubbing all mall scenes in DAWN OF THE DEAD which feature that goofy mall music with "Two Princes."  Thanks a lot!  As if I didn't have enough to do!

Okay, spending this weekend dubbing all mall scenes in DAWN OF THE DEAD which feature that goofy mall music with "Two Princes."  Thanks a lot!  As if I didn't have enough to do!

It was the installment of the highly popular BALLISTIC film series dealing with the battle between Ecks and Sever.

It was the installment of the highly popular BALLISTIC film series dealing with the battle between Ecks and Sever.

Or lurker aboves. 
er…lurkers above? 
@The Archmage of the Aether, can we get a ruling?

Or lurker aboves. 
er…lurkers above? 
@The Archmage of the Aether, can we get a ruling?

Doesn't count, that one was set in the early 1990s.

Doesn't count, that one was set in the early 1990s.

I'm hoping he plays Coolidge wearing his D-Day helmet and suede vest.  Just like the real Coolidge.

I'm hoping he plays Coolidge wearing his D-Day helmet and suede vest.  Just like the real Coolidge.

Nah, if Moore wrote that, Snape would be totally into it.

Nah, if Moore wrote that, Snape would be totally into it.

Eh.  I only tried the first issue of JLI, didn't care for it.  (Hard to believe that Jurgens was ever considered an A-list writer.)  RESURRECTION MAN never clicked for me, but I've stuck with FIRESTORM because I grew up reading him in the 80s and was rooting for him to take off again, so I hope that one finds its…

Eh.  I only tried the first issue of JLI, didn't care for it.  (Hard to believe that Jurgens was ever considered an A-list writer.)  RESURRECTION MAN never clicked for me, but I've stuck with FIRESTORM because I grew up reading him in the 80s and was rooting for him to take off again, so I hope that one finds its…

Seriously.  He looked like Captain Garage Sale, or maybe Doctor Colorblind.

Seriously.  He looked like Captain Garage Sale, or maybe Doctor Colorblind.

"Jordan, you've taught me a valuable lesson.  You defeated Parallax without having to use the Power of Fear.  I was wrong to doubt the Corps and the Green Light.  Good job."
[jump cut, record scratch]
"Let me just forget everything I just said and put this yellow ring on anyway."