Haha.  An AV Club commenter calling other people "nerds."

Yeah, and if STAR TREK had had phasers that actually looked like 19th-century sixguns, and dusters and cowboy hats, and a steel guitar quasi-Western soundtrack, it would have sucked too.  (Note: "Spectre of the Gun" doesn't count.)

Prehensile cock.

The scene where they bring Pebbles home from the hospital and then toss her over the cliff would have been hilarious.

Why would he follow up a decade of a SIMPSONS rip-off with a SIMPSONS reboot?  If there's one thing I know about Seth MacFarlane, it's that he doesn't like to do the same thing over and over again.

I'm just gonna say it.  Fuck FIREFLY.  Cowboys in space?

Yeah, she was a T-1000 on that show.  Looked remarkably lifelike.

For what, World War I? 

I was a projectionist years ago and one day I looked in on a theater well before the next showtime and saw a young lady servicing her fella in the front row of the theater.  Being a scumbag, I flicked the way-too-bright fluorescent overhead lights on and off a few times.  Ever see THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP?

Muckraking is not a bad thing.  Muckraking actually raked up a fair amount of muck. 

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but liberals absolutely HATE the idea of eating a big steaming pile of horseshit.  It just drives us up the wall.  We'd ban it if we could.

Ironically enough, ATLAS SHRUGGED PART I was only the Fountainhead of conservative comedies.

"FIREPROOF IS THE BEST MOVIE IVE EVER SEEN!!!!!"  [/conservative film critic]

The thing is, he's a big ol' meanie, and liberals should just roll over and "take the high road" or something.  Because if we raise our voices we lose, I guess?

Thanks again, Hollywood liberal elite!

"Traitorous" kills the humor.  It's too serious.  It's why there are so few stand-up routines about Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.

A GERMAN CAROL has Konrad Adenauer showing up to herald the coming of three ghosts: Frederick the Great, Adolf Hitler, and, uh, Adolf Hitler again, but doing a funny voice.  A funnier voice.  Maybe they do that synthesizer effect like the lizard aliens from V.

It's even more depressing that he made this movie but his far more talented brother will never make a movie again.

Woodstock is actually a raving member of the Army of God, but since he only speaks Single-Quotation Mark most of his diatribes about partial-birth abortion go completely unnoticed by readers.

In some parallel universe, Sean Hannity is still selling aluminum siding and wondering if maybe he SHOULD have majored in communication.