Just so long as we get that evil Martian with the broken tusk to dress up like the Duke of New York.

[mind = blown]

…10.

Well, Zodanga and Helium are both Red Martian city-states in the books, but Zodanga as a marching, mobile city is a change for the movie.

Turn around.

What was so convoluted about it?  I don't understand this complaint.  If anything the opening exposition was a little too direct.

Rodriguez's movie would have had fucking Danny Trejo as Tars Tarkas.  Without makeup.  (Maybe that appeals to some here, but not me.)

Crime Time….AFTER Primetime.  A little rhyme.  Isn't that sublime.

Well, the first season had awesome ratings, and they slashed the budget and fired the showrunner, so…not likely.

Kinda like listening to the scrambled Spice Channel hoping for a burst of clear images to put a face to the moaners.

A boy has never wept, nor dashed a thousand kim, nor listened to his mother when she told him to stay the fuck inside because there were walkers everywhere.

Well, as Freud said, sometimes a cigar is just a throbbing, swollen cock in your mouth.

Not too late to recast Lori with Mitzi Kapture.

Cannell doesn't have a Top 10 list for the shows he did.  All of his shows are tied for first.

And he's completely taken for granted by every white person around him.

Pervy Obit IS Takashi Miike.

It'd be just like Lori to complain about his driving, after she parked the car on a tree earlier in the season.

"You're fired, Frank.  Leave your keys and your screenplay for SHAWSHANK and get out."

Aw, shit.  This is the whole Roman Catholic/Eastern Orthodox Schism all over again, isn't it.

Hopefully she says, "Lori, please hold my sword, by the blade, with your carotid artery."