That's why it's set on a post apocalyptic Earth, a fantasy land where his movies still have value.

This sounds like so much bullshit.

This sounds like so much bullshit.

Wow, this looks horrible, and I've been reading the ranging-from-horrible-to-trashy-fun Patterson novels for years.

Wow, this looks horrible, and I've been reading the ranging-from-horrible-to-trashy-fun Patterson novels for years.

That was the whole chapter, too. Turn the page. Again.

That was the whole chapter, too. Turn the page. Again.

This news has people Rizzoling in the Isles

This news has people Rizzoling in the Isles

I'll get my Denison fix from the new Tomahawk album when it drops. EXCITED!

I'll get my Denison fix from the new Tomahawk album when it drops. EXCITED!

Sail away sail away sail away

Sail away sail away sail away

I believe that song's called "Save the Whales"

I believe that song's called "Save the Whales"

Those scenes with Naomi Watts and Laura Elena Harring kind of are like my dreams.

Those scenes with Naomi Watts and Laura Elena Harring kind of are like my dreams.

I hate, and this extends to all media, being hit over the head with a message. Consequently my favourite movie called Crash is the "let's-get-off-on-car-crash-sex" one and not the "RACISM IS BAD! RACISM IS BAD! RACISM IS BAD!" one, even though I agree racism is bad and don't get off on car crash sex. Well, as far as I…

I hate, and this extends to all media, being hit over the head with a message. Consequently my favourite movie called Crash is the "let's-get-off-on-car-crash-sex" one and not the "RACISM IS BAD! RACISM IS BAD! RACISM IS BAD!" one, even though I agree racism is bad and don't get off on car crash sex. Well, as far as I…

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