That's where I meet most of my dates.

Alone In The Dark was a horrible movie. You should have watched Eraserhead instead.

I feel like my whole brain is crying!!! (in a good way)

Sick burn.

A hairdresser could just lose himself in a place like that

Casting for man-bat in the inevitable Batman reboot?

For a second there I thought the saloon Gore Vidal owned was going out of business.

One could say she's been leading a Life of Agony.

Dickwolves!

Fuck I'm sick of hearing about One Direction. Can't turn on my goddamn TV without hearing about it.

As far as casting Rihanna in an action movie goes - well we know she can take a punch…

They are about this close to having a Jeffster! subcontingent to their band.

Two MCs and one DJ :(

What is this I don't even?
Also, Combichrist has less to do with religion than it does with constant misogyny, just in case you were serious. And if you weren't, 9/10 for effort.

"Said fist fuck, won a grammy"

Last is fantastic, although I reckon the title of his most organic, straight up rock song would have to go to Getting Smaller from WITH_TEETH.

You say that like we have to study history.

Great pissed off outro there. Fuck everyone.

Pinkman, that you bro?

And if you're feeling just a bit angrier than that, the Cancer Bats cover of Sabotage.

Barnesy could have saved many syllables by singing the chorus as "goon and stubble"

I can imagine a little ol' PUSA doing the job nicely. Might keep that in mind the next time my neighbours play dubstep and I need to dissipate my anger!