What is the controversy here? The podium girls’ sole purpose is to to be ogled. They’re sexy and that’s why they have the job. They are there BECAUSE of horny dudes.

Distracted by a minor thing here but: it is profoundly anti-Christian to say “God is my role model.” It is explicitly clear in the Bible that humans can’t fully comprehend God, and that God is not to be thought of as a person (thus everyone picturing a cloud-man being super duper wrong as well). At best, the statement…

SHS can just razz off. Piece of crap is was she is.

The above is also known as the “Jim Furyk without a hat.”

I hear ‘dem euro girls really go for the “halfway boiled seagull with weird tanlines and no car look”

Pfft, Loser prolly doesn’t even have a car.

I miss you bb. Come back pls.

I do! AG2R La Mondiale is actually one of my favorite teams, and their bikes are bitchin’, but this guy is a moron.

The highlight of my day is seeing that a FOX NEWS poll taken before today’s tweet-dumpster-fire has 71% of folks thinking that his tweets are hurting his agenda.

There are 8 podium hostesses per stage (2 for each of the 4 jersey presentations). There are 191 other riders. You’re a douchebag who’s a support rider—not even a competitor in the climber/sprinter categories—for a third-rate team. You’re also Belgian.

Why the hell would they want to have sex with you?

Show some goddamn class, Bakelants. Who do you think you are, the President of the United States?

She reminds me of Pam

Yeah, I call her Suckabee.

Much like illness or rape, I believe the GOP’s message is that we were asking for it.

they knew what they were getting when they voted for Donald Trump.

So we deserve a shitty bully as a president? Is that what she means?

Man no one will watch Morning Joe now!

I thought Americans were getting a serial sexual assaulter who hits on children. So, should people be happy with this? Is that what Huckabee-of-the-Dog-Torturing-Murderers means?

Just a little reminder of how a real President responds to detractors.

And there I was thinking they couldn’t drudge up someone more repressed and incompetent than Spicer. Well THEY SURE SHOWED ME *screams into the void*