She’d probably be fine if she wasn’t knocked out all the time. But ya, we’re all gonna live pain free forever. Welcome to life, dipshit.

RED SOX STUPID!

Race-baiting, SJW Tumblr idiot.

Who’s got a hold of his phone? You could replace some of those commas with “!!!” at the end. No one needs correct punctuation to communicate with the masses.

Planes.

and 1!

This is hotter than my gf being tougher than Blake Griffin take.

This is so fucking stupid. Guys just talk about sports because it’s the easiest thing to talk about.

You can get the police to show up with an anonymous tip. You can’t build a case around evidence to prosecute tho.

You mean when the police dropped the investigation because her bitch ass was lying? Or the parade thing??

nah

Well, she’s a bit above her dancing weight these days but I’m no Blake Griffin.

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HAYMEN!

DO ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

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PERSON GREAT COMMENT. I AGREE WITH ALL BUT THE LAST PARAGRAPH. I THINK HUMAN NATURE WILL CONTINUE ON THRU EXISTENCE. NOT TO SAY WE SHOULDN’T TRY AND CHANGE WHAT WE CAN.

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YES KILL THE INTERNET SO THIS TEXAN DOESN’T HAVE TO HEAR IT ANYMORE BLAST ME OFF INTO OUTERSPACE PLZ

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