Uh, maybe don’t post every god damn thing that happens in your life on social media if you don’t want people commenting on it. It’s fucking creepy how people post everything from their meals to their positive pregnancy pee sticks to their dead dogs to themselves crying over a death that occurred 5 minutes ago.

This will now be known as the Frances Bean Cobain rule.

And I doubt this would happen in this case, but you don’t want to end up in a Frances Bean Cobain sitch if things don’t end well. 

“No girl should ever wear your dad’s chain,” one Instagram commenter wrote. “So disrespectful.”

Not only was she born into wealth, she was born to someone who was an incredibly successful businesswoman, with parents and siblings with a shit ton of connections to the business, fashion, and beauty world. Literally everything she needed in order to make her business a success, she had. What would be incredible…

I don’t know about the other women, but Oprah was born into a dirt-poor family.

All she did - literally all she did - was sign a licensing royalty contract with Colourpop for a tube of lip gloss, after getting surgery to enhance her lips, and imply the kits were responsible. That’s it!She signed her name to the makeup they already produced. That’s the extent of her involvement.

Isn’t it funny how Step #1 in all of these success stories is to be born to wealthy parents? You’d almost think that was an advantage or something. 

So Solange performed a headling show at Coachella as the first black woman ever to do so?

I turn 37 in a few months, I guess I better start looking at walkers and walk-in bathtubs.

Nothing more pathetic than a one sided feud.

We all agree that Monica made the song though right? I mean her part was the best part and she had so much attitude in her vocals. If this song came up to karaoke I would probably fight with someone to get her part.

Look around your office today. What if somebody asked you if there were any red flags about Joe from accounting? or Susie from HR?

Good thing she's in no way responsible for his actions. "I don't fucking know" is a perfectly appropriate and justified response to such a question.

Through her tears.

I only need to be in London for about five minutes before every other sentence is “sorry”. Oddly, I even pronounce the word differently when I’m there.

Yeach after living in Denmark with my husband who is fluent but not native in English, I have picked up some strange speech habits. This is just what happens when you live in a different culture. It changes you. Shouldn’t be surprising and it isn't an affectation.

I am only exposed to Brits 40 hours a week and it is incredibly hard to resist some of it rubbing off, *especially* the “DID you?”/“IS it?”/“IS she?”/“IS he?” chirpy auto-response. I can only imagine what it’s like for MM being aroumd them, and only them, 24/7. Give the girl a break!

You refer to her American Indian heritage claim as “incorrect” (paragraph 2) and ”false” (paragraph 3), yet the whole point is that nobody really knows.

People are cheering on this black woman saying that she’s ready to take a bullet for what she believes in while her white colleagues and so-called allies in congress who should have her back can’t even take a second to hop on Twitter and condemn the death threats against her. It’s a grim juxtaposition that I cannot…