Listen, gay men: You don’t get to be misogynistic assholes while using women’s bodies for something you want. You don’t get a pass.

I think we should all evaluate others based on their interactions in elementary school. It is the only real assessment of someone’s character.

Yeah, he’s in the same category for me as Bill Murray - the “Celebs That People Love But Are Actual Dickweeds In Real Life And I Can’t Understand Why Folks Like Them” category. Or, to make things easier, CTPLBAADIRLAICUWFLT.

There was a six month period of my life where about 85-90% of my emails started with “per my previous email” and I wanted to kill everyone I came in contact with. It took everything in my body not to just say, “I told you this would happen you fucking idiots.” or “Pay attention. I don’t write this shit for my health.”

It’s the “indeed” that gets me. Why do all these tools use “indeed”? Do they think it makes them sound smart?

I usually attach the email and write “see below”

Go paint yourself orange, dipshit.

Well, showing the patients without consent in the video, if even for a moment, does. And with 100 complaints, at least 7 suits, and a patient suffering permanent brain damage, this probably goes beyond her on-video antics.

Alright now.

Cadet Bone Spurs didn’t pardon her. He commuted her sentence. She will still be a felon. She gets to go home, sure, that’s awesome, but it wasn’t a pardon.

The point I’m trying to make is that Trump will only grant a pardon to someone who needs one if someone like Kim K asks for it. It’s more to illustrate how absurd that bar is, not meant to minimize the work that advocates and lawyers do every day to work on repairing the system.

Not looking forward to the “Obviously, I’m not racist because I pardoned one person of color” line.

...and then they Magic Negro’d the fuck out of Jennifer Hudson. She’s a sweetheart but 70% of her lines were so cringeworthy. The worst offender is, “and *you* gave *me* LOUIS Vuitton!”

I hated the Chivon episode. It was like SATC got an assignment from HBO to write an episode about racism and they were like, oh, you mean the racism we white people face when black people don’t like the shit we do!

Blair Underwood is hot.

good breakdown of bad representation

My teens would tell you this has been true for at least 5 years already. My oldest, 17, has never even had a Facebook account. And my youngest only keeps his account because the old people in his life (like me) like to send him annoying links, and it’s easier for him to ignore them if they are sent to his Facebook…

I’m 41 and faded away from Facebook in recent years. The fact my 70 year old mom and her friends are very active on it speaks volumes. I mainly Instagram. Being that I’m an Old, I have no time for Snapchat.

twitter fucking swears kanye’s shit dont stink

Fuck Kanye.