Austria, the country whose two greatest achievements have been convincing the world that Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.

Well this will be welcome news for those wishing for the Australian auto industry to come back.

Stowage. Stowage is wot bwings us togeder today.

Hillo! Welcome to meets you fellow Canadan! I will gladly purchase both two of purchases! Meet me at Dark Alley and Poison Poutiunne Ave. for yours payment! I also haves powersports motor vehicles!

Buddy, I already have Vibranium-powered flying cars and I have no need for primitive internal combustion and electric runabouts and I will buy whatever toy I damn well please. Now, unless you drive a Brown-Manual-Diesel-Miata-Wagon you can GTFO of here with your gatekeeping bullshit.

It looks like it would fit a .380

The only thing I can think of is someone who drives their Bentayga to go swimming in a lake or the ocean. Which is no one. Nobody does that. It’s definitely for drugs.

pretty much my ideal car

I accidentally mistook the transmission fluid drain plug for the oil drain plug....

Working in my dark garage without my headlamp

It’s all bespoke, here’s two RR Phantom VIIIs, one with the couch backseat, another with the divider.

I can’t stand snakes

Ford:

Naming vehicles after horses is kind of a thing for Ford. With that in mind, here are some ideas:

Ford, just do the right thing and bring us the Troller.

Fiesta and Focus with a lift kit would be the EcoSport and Escape.

I already got the name for it, obviously its going to be the Bronco II.