Step 1: Dump chicken strips, tacos, churros, onion rings, fries into deep fryer.

Please tell me more things you hate.

Egg rolls are a real contender for the best item Jack in the Box offers. They’re expensive, but fuuuuuuuck those things are delicious.

1) who said anything about a shower beer?

it’s jack in the box though, so it checks out

Since time immemorial: “The new Corvette will be mid-engined.”

Just stretched to the limits over my dadbald.

Dude, it’s a convertible top, not finely tailored clothing stretched to its limits over your dadbod.

Or you know, someone who has taste and confidence enough to step away from bland.

King under the car park? Seems a fitting spot for a Toyota Crown.

A tip of the top from the Purvis Eureka for your wonderful work:

Really? Fuck you.

True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

The average car is a Kia and the average SUV is a Toyota.

If I had infinite money, I would offer FCA eleventy billion dollars to make a boxy, 1993-style body for the Cherokee - just for one or two model years.

I called it that at its debut in 2008, and got a COTD for it.

light(ish)? It was 1800 pounds! How much lighter would it have to get to just get called “light”?

I legit completely forgot this car was a thing until just now.