When he decided to sell the car, he should have Cena lawsuit coming.

The GTR and NSX don’t seem to have suffered much for not sticking to the formula, so I doubt Toyota would feel the need to either.

Toyota execs meeting: “How about Mega-Tercel!?”

How do i give this guy negative stars?

US auto policies don’t go that high, you’d need a separate umbrella policy to cover losses above $500k. This plan includes more insurance than most Americans probably purchase.

Please tell me more on how I get this deal for $350/month. As soon as I figure that out, I am going down to Volvo and getting 12 and hiring 12 friends to drive for Uber.

“If it had a manual I would by a used one in 5 years”

Point of order good sir, those aren’t Fiats, they’re Abarths. As evidenced by the good man himself, Carlo Abarth, front and center. Also, the red one at the back, second from left appears to be a Simca, so not even Fiat-based.

Ready to rock my day.

The Geneva convention might outlaw them, but the Second Amendment guarantees my God given right to have a flamethrower for personal protection.

Xantax? Is that a Xanax and a Zantac mixed? Sounds nuts, chill and no heartburn.

Clearly Winner Ford lost their Focus and didn’t offer Flex time, but did have a Galaxy of compensation plans. To quote their general manager, “This verdict really Taurus a new one. There’s no way we can Escape.” They planned this as a way to Edge out the competition.

So they only had to agree to not discriminate for three years? Winner winner chicken dinner.

Winner Ford? More like Loser Ford. Shame on them.

Fun fact: some companies have some kind of policy basically saying, “Don’t tell other employees how much you get paid.” Under most circumstances, those policies are illegal.

You know, you can avoid a car crash on a fun, twisty mountain road by driving the car. That’s it. There’s no trick beyond that. Stay in control of the car that you, the driver, have been put in control of, and you’re not going to crash.

Eh, she probably drives a silver Corolla.

To be fair, Cracked doesn’t understand 95% of what they make articles and videos about

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

An electrifying heist. Thanks for keeping us current!