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SlaughterhouseWhatMotherfucker
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Fifty Rock Songs skipped on Claire Danes' iPod shuffle

Fifty Rock Songs Written by Trevor Horn

Spotlight wasn't about a journalistic investigation of corruption in America's collegiate swimming competitions?

That mustache along with the haircut had my brain imagining d'Arcy James was actually Kurt Vonnegut throughout the entire movie.

Noooooo! Come back… It was a great pun!!!

For Our Consideration: "What is the recommended daily value of sugar tits in a day?"

Maybe because it's election season, but I misread that as Ted Cruz and just had this moment of existential dread only paralleled by characters seeing the Old Gods in a Lovecraft novel.

I completely forgot about the book and every time I read about this movie I kept thinking why did they name a Western after that Aerosmith song.

It's a known fact that Reddit users sell the best hallucinogenics around!

Wake up, Chappelle!

How can we be under God when God is actually flat?

Richard Nixon in…The Revenant.

FUCK YEAH!!!

And now I'm imagining that Leonardo Dicaprio will win the Oscar for best actor this year for starting in The Reprezent.

By bought you mean found while dumpster diving behind the local Walmart… Then yes.

Give the dog shifty eyes. That way we will know he's the bad guy!

So basically it's a geyser of Monster Energy drink?

I agree! I was hoping it was going to be a cheesecake, but now I'm disappointed to find out it was just gonna be a regular, old cake all along.

Probably painted by the same person who did Ben Carson's portrait where he's chilling with Jesus (who has a dent in his head that makes it look like he was dropped as an infant).

We have got to build a web to keep them out!