Studio pitch… "It's Alien… But also Saturday Night Fever!"

*runs toward bushes, sees you. You're it now, you gotta find me!*

About 11 years ago I turned on CSPAN and there was a guy playing stairway to heaven backwards demanding the audience to hear the satanic messages. It was the most exciting moment in CSPAN history.

Slang for orgasm= going to the lobby?

Woo: The Ric Flair Story

I think it is Kubrick's best horror movie. I do love the Shining, but this is more frightening to me.

Uhhh…

This Ain't the Room: An XXX Parody…

I'm sure it's a good movie but I will always irrationally dislike it because it was the default movie my local best buy played on all the tvs for about 8 years…. And the sound was always which means snare drums nonstop for 8 years!

Same here! I always root for him and when he is good in something you do feel proud; he is like pop culture's dopey teenage son…

Quick everyone get in the ROFL-copter!

I need more blankets and less blankets!

Yeah they'll be expecting us to look like we are hiding in the woods. But they would never expect us to be hiding at their weirdly Patriotic Uncle's cookout!

What are we riding? Cause all I've got is a riding mower with a red wagon covered in American flags strapped to the back….

The penis of penis.

Wow… Was this like minutes apart or something?

"Hi can I get a number six with chicken and a 4th-grader of mountain dew?"

Either way the answer comes with a large soda and a taco.

So the cops would stop pregnancies by doing what? Beating girls in the stomach with their nightsticks?

My neck and face tattoos helped me survive when I got lost in the woods for a week!