They’re still in business but no longer give a shit about video games.

Life is simply unfair, don’t you think?

Yeah, okay, so sure - one guy got 60 bracelets... but in another timeline, 60 guys got one bracelet! Don’t be so narrowminded.

Great list. I really think that Wild Arms belongs on here though. That soundtrack is really great.

I feel like the it’s the opposite IMO, rather than just releasing a set amount of new pokemon each Gen this feels like they are making an effort in trying to keep the original pokemon fresh and exciting

Fantastic, now I need to go dig up all of my victims and put them somewhere else. Thanks, Nintendo!

Maybe they just have to look around harder for that Missingno.

“Gotta Catch ‘Em All” doesn’t include plant life, bro.

Uh, bro:

Even while taking a leak, he was concerned about the leak.

Hey buddy. I feel like all games should be preserved. Everyhing from Suda’s games, to the one you worked on, to the stupid shareware-era DOS Breakout clones made by a 12 year old in the mid 90s. Everything.

You, post-modern god of conspiracy, that’s really brilliant :)

This whole Norman Reedus thing is a ruse. Death Stranding will be a stealth game starring Hideo Kojima, where you must infiltrate E3 to announce Death Stranding.

“Even when going to the bathroom, I had to go to a separate restroom,” he said.

I was gonna write “inb4 all the ignorant and racist bullshit” but there’s already a “fuck off” comment, so I guess I’m too late.

...and yet shitbags only remain shitbags because no one has bothered to curb-stomp the shitbag out of them.

I’m not going to go on as if I’m an Internet Tough Guy, because I have absolutely no idea what I’d do in this situation; I hope I’d stand up, fight back, and try to prevent the fuckbag from being a fuckbag—but I…

It similar to how the swastika had many meanings before it was used by the Nazis.

You have to thank the mainstream media and politicians for this idiocy.

I thought you weren't meant to make it scarier.

trump soul