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Jussie probably got off because a Stingray machine was used to track his and the brother’s movements/communications, especially after he declined to hand over his phone. Without his phone, or the brothers’, CPD would be unable to use parallel construction to cover their own behinds in regards to using the legally

For Asian families it’s a no-brainer. Members of my family each ate one to three bowls of rice per person with dinner every single day. A rice cooker is ideal for making large, consistent quantities at rice without ever needing to stir or check it, or taking up a burner on the stove. Most versions also have a warmer

It probably cripples Boston’s salary cap or some shit if Irving just walks in the offseason, but I’m pretty ready to cease enjoying the Kyrie Irving experience and let Knicks fans have their chance.

This is timely! So, like most people, I always had a big red bag of Tyson’s in the freezer as an emergency, too exhausted to cook, staple. Nuke, dunk in enough Sweet Baby Ray’s not to care. Occasionally I would coat them in Ken’s buffalo wing sauce and put them in the toaster oven, toss them on a bag salad with some

Well, what the fuck? I’ve been commenting here for 15ish years, have never said anything racist, and I can't seem to get ungreyed. The system's broken, you guys. 

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Damn. Now that’s an apology. No clue if he means it, but I wish Americans caught in inappropriate actions could pay that kind of lip service (ahem Tucker Carlson).

I love how PenguinLust2:ElectricBoogigloon is too cowardly to even respond to the comments underneath their inane and ignorant comment. I also think it’s hilarious they immediately jumped to “someone called me a racist!!” when literally nobody did. 

NO ONE said or even implied racism. I however, did state your comment was stupid. Get outta here with your defensive response, Jez doesn’t need more ignorant commenters like you.

First of all, thank you Maria for writing about Kpop. It’s a complicated topic that doesn’t get talked about enough (in maturer circles) because it’s still relatively new to our part of the world. The more people write about its glaring issues sincerely, the better the industry will hopefully become.

How on earth did you get commenting privileges. Your comment is stupid and maybe something you should have kept to yourself, instead of proudly highlighting your ignorance.

“Don’t quit on talent,”

I’m 5 years in, and way into the triple digits.

sure, but i already had a caveat dude! mostly, he was way impressive to begin with. it’s not like he’s a dude in contention for mip because he has been conspicuously managed to avoid difficult contests.

Washington made the most sideways ass, mediocre ass move they could to maintain the status quo of winning just enough games to make you think they could be something, so long as you don’t pay actual attention. To think that their plan currently consists of a competition for the starting job between the tag team of

I love you for writing this, Monique. Her “I am the only exception to your black woman tropes” bullshit has always infuriated me.

Write-in candidate: Boston

So that kid and his dad is always at Nuggets games. Pretty much since I started going to them the other year, that kid’s been there. The mascot, Rocky, usually jumps up onto his seat after he hits the half-court shot during the 4th quarter. Anyway, security grabbed the dad and gave him a lecture not too long after

“You think I’M a fraud? What about that guy Pythagoras?” - Kyrie Irving

This is you right? What is an Omorashi fetish? It says it’s getting sexually excited about peeing yourself. You’re into that?