Using stock is a cop out, using zucchini for noodles is (somehow) acceptable.

I don’t know how to feel about this.

it means he’s mad that communities he’s not a part of get to use words he doesn’t

Yeah, they don’t pay taxes on their own land, receive tens of millions of pounds from the treasury every year for doing nothing, and are immune from public audit. Guess their not truly a welfare family.

Who is Troy Montana?

“Could be funnier.”

It’s hard to pick one passage that stands out above the others, but I think this one does it for me: “Maister went on to attack Mecklenburg District Judge Rebecca Thorne Tin, who convicted Hardy of assault, saying she couldn’t have ruled fairly because when she was in law school, she co-chaired the Harvard Battered…

“claimed that Holder merely slipped and fell”

This situation immediately reminded me of a Salon article that came out a little while back where Dick Gregory was talking about doing exactly what these Mizzou football players did, but in the context of ridding our society of the Confederate Flag:

You might well be ending a man’s career by publishing these, Diana; I hope you’re happy with yourself.

At this point, perhaps every team should STFU.

“Then there was the massive ESPN report that showed how the NFL had basically covered for a series of Patriots cheating scandals throughout the 2000’s.”

So the Royals pitchers are “Surly little shits” and “Thugs” when they throw at guys, but this motherfucker is labeled as “Keeping the Met’s alive.”

Are you fucking kidding me? Herrera was fucking skewered for throwing a ball 2 fucking feet behind Brett Lawrie, which people labeled as the “head area,” and this wanna-be…

“Grantland, gone way too soon. Just like Reggie Lewis”- @BillSimmons

man. Frank Isola with Marbury at MSG story. This. hopefully Odom pulls through to cap off Feel Good Friday.

Update:

That is a girl, Tom.

What do you think the reason for this response is?

Needs to at least be asked: did you get her OK before posting this?