Yes! With the exception of the occasional rude and obnoxious customer, GOOD servers do very very well.

Calling Cutler Jesus is an insult to Culter.

His ability to pronounce “r’s” never played well with the locals.

Let’s hope the Kardashians go on to create something as meaningful as The Special Olympics, the Promotion of a Civil Rights Act, or mandatory health care....

Negotiating nude photo rights vs. negotiating College acceptance deadlines?

tomorrow’s season premiere of Saturday Night Live

All tattoos are cheesy.

Moderately talented performer poses naked to garner some attention for her flagging career.

So it’s ok to lie if you are poor or if your job doesn’t pay well? If I go to my mechanic and he tries to bill me for work he didn’t do, should I still pay him for his imaginary work? Isn’t that fraud in both cases?

I have always suspected that I should have had a penis that I did not want and then subsequently cut off. So I’m good. I guess.

Merely believing that women should be treated equally and that misogyny is bad makes you a feminist,

Just because your job makes you act like an asshole sometimes doesn’t mean you’re absolved from being called one.

“I spent one Christmas knocking on the doors of the parents of murdered children.”

From the same bad sci-fi brain-fart of a pyramid scheme that brought you the “John Travolta’s Convincing Hairlines” course

Congrats on getting through an entire post, without having the comment section edit for you pro bono.

You guys are such fucking tools. 10-1 game. He held his follow through for 2 fucking minutes and went all mvp juice Brett Boone. Fuck that guy. Hes a fucking nobody on a garbage team. He deserves to get drilled and he’s lucky he didn’t get his teammate drilled. But the entitled petulant children that write and comment…

From Wiki : Humanism is a philosophical and ethical stance that emphasizes the value and agency of human beings, individually and collectively, and generally prefers critical thinking and evidence (rationalism, empiricism) over established doctrine or faith (fideism).

He is preparing for free agency and future meetings.

Soo.... you’re racist?

Attractive and supremely confident white, heterosexual, cis-male, Damn near billionaire, all-time great NFL quarterback, who has seeded two of the most beautiful women in the world...is a figure of disdain for the pretentious east village, emma goldman wannabe pinko’s that frequent the gawker literary urinal?! Huh.…