The republican electorate is majority woman.

Don’t take my word for it. Try reading something other than Gawker, you dunce.

Terrific. That has nothing to do with the character of football with its repeated, unavoidable helmet-to-helmet contact which leads to accumulated sub-concussive brain trauma.

Forget anomalous deaths.

Fuck that. I'm with the insurance companies on this. You want to gamble with your child's health by letting him play a sport guaranteed to cause brain trauma, you're on your own.

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Is that right? Do they just dump bodies in a ditch of you don't have the loot?

I hope when one of my family members tragically dies, I can get a big payday too!

I’m all for letting children make dangersous decisions.

Eh. They died doing what they love.

I hope Biden runs. His best chance is against Bush.

Well, yeah. Driving a piece of shit is another reason your battery dies.

Well, yeah. Driving a piece of shit is another reason your battery dies.

Avoid inconveniencing them by turning your lights off. Only a douchebag would need a backup plan for his laziness.

Avoid inconveniencing them by turning your lights off. Only a douchebag would need a backup plan for his laziness.

So, if you throw it off the cliff while its alive, do you have to climb down carefully and kill it at the bottom, and then eat the tail??

I think all the bacteria you kill brushing your teeth in the morning is horrible.

Right. Never mind they’d fucking kill you if they had the opportunity.

Uh, no.

It would follow logically that if one’s time is too valuable to waste sitting around waiting for a jump, they’d ensure all lights are off before walking away from their vehicle.

It would follow logically that if one’s time is too valuable to waste sitting around waiting for a jump, they’d…

No cell service? Well then I will refer back to my original comment that this product is for people that don’t live in civilization.

No cell service? Well then I will refer back to my original comment that this product is for people that don’t live…

Free roadside service. Thanks, State Farm.

Free roadside service. Thanks, State Farm.