It's rare that any TV show makes me laugh uncontrollably, no matter how funny it is, but I legitimately couldn't stop giggling at everything that came out of Ben Falcone's exasperated mouth. That bit about the barnacle was amazing. I hope he comes back.

Amen. It's pretty surprising to me how many bartenders fuck this up.

Comedy gold, every time.

I love Keith David. I wish there had been a least a little mention of his work on the Mass Effect trilogy - I love reading insight on the process of voice acting, especially for dialogue-heavy, multiple choice games like ME.

*Gently pushes over trashcan*

Mine is still "The word he's looking for is 'sassy'…he better pray he don't find it." YNB is so great at going from sweet to menacing in a single word.

"But for me…it was Tuesday."

Just out of curiosity, why do you hate DC? I just moved here (well, Silver Spring, but I'm like a block from the line) and I love it so far.

Well thank god. I'm not sure I could bear losing Jessica Walter, in particular. And thanks! I don't even remember where I found it.

"God DAMN it, sharculese!"

POTENTIAL SPOILERS?

Fantasy Football is just D&D with more padding!

Good grief, I can't wait to see this movie. I might just spend this coming weekend at the movies - I need to see this, Her, American Hustle, Inside Llewyn Davis, The Hobbit, and Anchorman 2.

Drinks sound good. I'm going to drain every bar in DC of alcohol this weekend.

Oh man I forgot about Gamecube Christmas. That launch lineup was amazing. I remember popping in Star Wars on Christmas morning and my head exploding from the amazingness.

I got an N64 the year it came out. My parents swore up and down that I wasn't getting one, that they tried and tried but couldn't get their hands on one. I got an N64 t-shirt as a "consolation present". They had such good poker faces, I was completely convinced it wasn't happening. When I found it, hidden under a…

Well, I looked. Bye I'm dead now.

I'm resisting the urge to click on the link to Palin's Facebook page, on the grounds that my head may asplode. I hate people.

Christmas Vacation has been my quintessential Christmas film since I was a kid. Chevy Chase's physical comedy is masterful. It's a shame he turned out to be so poisonously dickish.

Happy birthday! Sitcoms are far from a realistic portrayal of life, but I'm sure you know that. The important thing is to, as others have said, not rush it. I went away to college as a virgin, and it weighed on my mind a lot. Subsequently, I ended up pressuring myself into a sexual encounter with someone I didn't…