Rachel Dratch also couldn’t name 20 white people so

I’ve finally seen this picture enough times to look past the incestuousness and see his feet. So, uh, wtf is going on there? His feet are smaller than hers. His ankles are super fat. Did he really go sock-less? And what’s with those shoes?

I’ve been walking back my William = MiB theory all night, now... but this did it for me.