Start with a Jumpman movie. Donkey Kong escaping to the real world and an average joe plumber rises to the occasion, like The Host or something.

Weird, wasn’t expecting this to be about overcharges.

Are you sure, grumpy? Maybe there’s a hallmark card for it. Get better soon!

Apathy toward a harmless tradition that others take part in

Boy, every time you challenge a grumpy person to their weird hang ups about inconsequential things, you will almost always get called grumpy.

Belief system?

Well, thank god you did. What would the world do without this take? Probably just go on about our days like every other November 1st, but that’s boring.

This like the 100th hot take about costumes having to be scary I’ve seen this year. What the fuck is it about Halloween that gets a bunch of contrarians so fucking worked up?

It’s a tragedy. It really is.

I’m sorry you get so many Halloween Hallmark cards.

Yes, I look forward every year to my Hallmark Halloween greeting cards.

Every Halloween.......Every Halloween! Same shit over and over. It shouldn’t be a surprise because these are the same type of people who spend the other 11 months of the year yelling “But lyrics” regarding the N-word.

It’s like sex. The anticipation gets you. You might get nervous, try to back out, bail in the middle of it, or just had enough before its over. But after a few times, you’ll be able to sustain much longer. :P

Nick Cave’s Red Right Hand and pretty much anything by Creepshow, especially the first album. And a good portion of Alkaline Trio’s songs, but if I had to pick one Your Neck.

I think “sequel splitting” came about from the back-to-back sequels that Matrix and Pirates of the Caribbean had already attempted. It just so happens that there were source material to literally split

Yea, if it wasn’t for Iron Man, the trend might be over

The Ryan Reynolds/Jake Gyllenhaal one I remember being good. I think it was the first one I saw, and then never a funny one again. The Reynolds/Gyllenhaal promotional tour was pretty funny in general though.

The Ben-Hur that holds the tied record for most Oscars

Yes, I reference that.

The funny thing about everyone laughing at Jon Peters suggestion of Superman fighting a giant spider (other than the obvious obsession for it that got us Wild Wild West) is how easy it would be . I know Kevin Smith’s whole thing was to introduce an actual giant alien spider from Thanagar, but Brainiac usually shows up…