That’s very astute.

Krueger Derangement Syndrome. Calling it now. 

I expect the commenters who spend their time on this site #resisting by continuing to come up with increasingly unwieldy and incoherent nicknames for Trump to have a very reasonable reaction to this article.

Dear Scared, Poor White People:

I mean literally, no. There IS nothing we can do.

Wait, you say, “The Democrats don’t really stand for anything”???

How does the saying go? “The buck stops elsewhere”, is that right?

Very hot take: We’re all actually going to die because Democrats spend all their time complaining about progressive boogeymen instead of examining why after controlling Congress for 40 years party leadership has been on a 20+ year losing streak that was only briefly interrupted when running a black candidate who…

We shouldn’t rush to care about Jill Stein.

No party or candidate is owed a vote from anyone. If Democrat candidates want to get more votes then the onus is on them, always and forever, to go out and make the case among more people for voting for them. Sadly that is something the Democrats are very bad at. What do they stand for? Saying “Not Republican” just is…

every video game that’s pirated is a lost sale

This is a Very Good Take.

Ok now you’re just trolling the dipshits in the comments and I am here for it. 

Liberal votes do not by default belong to Democrats. Ralph Nader did not lose Florida for Al Gore. Al Gore lost Florida for Al Gore, and so on and so forth. If somebody ran as a socialist, ran as a communist, damn right I’d vote for them.

I agree. With one caveat. It was all here before, and although I wish it wasn’t even if reality is bad I prefer to have an accurate picture.

Just to be clear, these ignorant assholes were always around, just afraid to spew their ignorance so boldly in public, right? I mean, this level of stupidity isn’t a new development?

(a) Yes, of course it’s misogyny.

Love to do crimes with my good buddy Paul. “Paul the Criminal” we used to call him. Sharp dresser. Fucking loves rugs. Good guy to do crimes with. If I regret anything, it would not be the crimes, but the fact that Paul and I were so bad at editing PDFs.

Can’t wait for his campaign ads.