I’m just as shocked as you. Who knew OJ Mayo was still in the league?!

It just now dawned on me: orange juice mayonnaise would be fucking disgusting.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

“A Kinja account is pretty easy to set up.”

I think it is a metaphor for his relationship with Konami, and is a sort of “there are no strings on me” statement.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the game turns out completely different. Regardless, I am beyond excited to see what Kojima can do outside of the Metal Gear world.

7. Quaaludes

20 Minutes. My rapist took only about 15. That was >40 years ago, and I’ve never forgotten. These rapists think they are blameless. It only took 20 minutes, why is the rest of my life in ruins. BECAUSE THE REST OF MINE IS RUINED. POS

Yeah, that wasn’t very encouraging for Cleveland. Steph and Klay both had bad games, and yet things still looked so much easier for the Warriors than they ever did against OKC.

At least Love and Irving were healthy.

With 5 minutes left and whatever lead they had, I’d have been fine with hero ball as you mentioned if they at LEAST would have killed the shot clock every possession! Shit, take the vintage AI approach and dribble 1 v 3 for 20 seconds before launching an off-balance jumper (I love AI, no judgement towards the big…

Klay showed an emotion! Wonder if Papa Mychal is gonna dock Klay’s allowance.

No you aren't

You shut up, you dirty Cavs backer. Your reverse jinxing has gone too far, monster.

Steven Adams is the pale Roman Reigns.

OKC was the heel who had the face down but got too eager with getting a steel chair and ran into the finisher.

At this point, if you’re not rooting for the Warriors, it’s a vote for Hitler.

I just looked up the rosters for the 2003 and 2004 all-star games, the two years T-Mac won the scoring title. They featured such legends as:

Casey is such a bad coach.

Ya, I came here to say the same thing (which probably falls under knowing too much about Steph Curry). I searched to find how I knew that and ended up watching a video of him telling Hannah Storm how he ranks the different arena’s popcorn. I found myself hoping he doesn’t mention Houston for some reason, but he does,…