I remember a year ago I, for certain reasons not exactly under my control, ended up in a hackathon exactly for Oral-B’s API for this Bluetoothbrush. At the time I was putting so much effort into not thinking “This is stupid. An API for a toothbrush, seriously.”

I never chose to be a vampire but your writing just made me want to try out this particular scenario. Haha.

At 0:11-0:12 did Messi just handled the ball?

I think this may be made canonical by duplication in 2nd Gen GSC.

This is not the case for me, as with the last paragraph, so counterpoint: Buying gear is a necessary, but not sufficient, first step. What makes it a false first step is not investing the time to actually practice with the gear, or even obsessing with gear; invest time not (just) money.

Trump in the White House does not count as “Scary Clown”?

Goosebumps. I did not progress that far into FMA’s story line, manga or any anime incarantion, but I remember watching this episode as a kid. It really struck.

I agree. I think there needs to be an awareness campaign among (amateur) athletes not to shrug off small discomforts especially if incurred in sports.

What if I don’t even have spare coins to buy a jar that will hold my change?

When Pulisic came on, I thought “He’s gonna show it to Madrid and then there will be effusive praise from Billy on Screamer”. Look who is not wrong.

Wow you worked on BioShock Infinite. May I just say that that game really blew my mind away. Thinking about the ending still gives me goosebumps all over and that is the first BioShock game I played at that (so no, I did not get the easter egg tributes to the previous BioShock games).

So he Hulked after re-enacting David Luiz’s heroics in the Confederations Cup 2013 finals.

I have the rare chance to say “Thanks, Stinky!” with all sincerity. *Insert Nelson Muntz ha-ha here*

I thought Olympic Boxing is not using headgears this time? Clearly, this article has been #fixed to put Azerbaijan in bad light!

“There is nobody on the planet who knows how to make a toaster, or a car, or a phone, or anything else that we rely on every day.”

I know I’m pleading to deaf ears, internets, but I hope the early players name the planets properly. Granted, real-life has a planet called Uranus so....

Feel bad for Hagar. It’s no Calvin and Hobbes but I think it’s better than Dick Tracy, Garfield, and Dilbert. Maybe a bit higher than Zits, if only because, y’know, Vikings.

Do you have a rule of the thumb for how much of my monthly salary should I allocate for real-estate related bills?

When learning a new game, we’d typically go through one or two “no-pride” games just to get a feel for the rules. When we know enough to bluff and shit-talk each other is when the fun starts.

Really interesting twist! I’m the kind of player who feels sorry for Delphi because it came late to the party and while my capital is having wonder after wonder, Delphi doesn’t even have a hospital. I hope this gives all Delphis out there a fighting chance. :P #givedelphiachance