Counterpoint:

I hope Cespedes hits a ball 500 feet off Bumgarner, flips the bat so hard it takes off like an Apache helicopter and leaves the stadium, and then stares down that Appalachian fuckwit before he does a pirouette and salsa dances his way around the bases. 

Counterpoint: Madison Bumgarner is a douche canoe who destroys any goodwill the rest of the team might otherwise deserve. May they lose horribly tonight.

He’s in a hurry because the wife and kids are waiting in the car.

Just outside of the Wild Card and looking in. Let’s keep it that way, NL teams!

“had dealt with recurring blisters on his pitching hand, along with a separate groin injury”

To be fair, he eventually did go in a different direction.

Somewhere Darymond Greens dick kicking sensor is going off like

You mean when she ran slower than the winner?

I’ve reached the point where “an upcoming anime about teenaged girls who are also racehorses and musical idol.” elicits an “Oh, I’ll have to put this on my watch list” rather than a “what he hell?”

Strong argument. Now pardon me, my horse burger is getting cold.

Once golf starts using trained birds to drop the balls into the hole, then you can start comparing it to dressage.

[Sarah Jessica Parker joke]

1. That’s Taiwan. Unless you think all Asian baseball leagues look alike.

Uh... you mean the cease and desist for this Blizzard-endorsed SC2 mod available through battle.net which they’ve featured in articles and interviews on their official site?

One might even call them a super team.

He really is just like JR Smith except not as good.

Found footage of the incident:

Greetings, fellow Yennifer hater! I also read the books, and have an intense, personal distaste for that fictional character.

More like Caramello amirite?