I Can't wait to see just how Fieri ruins kale. The only thing he seems to do well is find new, awful ways to mangle innocent food.

I assume he's going to drown it in melted cheese and Donkey Sauce. My taste buds and arteries have collapsed at the thought.

I was with you until "skip the bacon." That string of words is meaningless.

Once upon a time I wrote a fictionalized memoir where I reversed the genders (my main character was me, but male). You would not believe how much more "justified" his emotions felt, simply because he was male. I hate that this was the experience I had, but it proved that even in my own life, I've ingrained this idea…

I'm a novelist of the lady-parts-having variety and it astounds me how many guys who I consider friends and who are well-read and have university degrees will not read my novels because they don't read books written by female authors. It's astonishing to me how many will flat-out ask me justify why they should read my…

I don't know if critics are saying it, but there are plenty of people who dismiss Jane Austen as old-timey chick-lit, and yet would never question the quality of male-authored classics.

I can only guess that my son thought using my phone would somehow be cheaper. This is a kid who, when he comes to visit, will pack his suitcase with dirty clothes so he can do laundry at my house rather than the laundromat.

My adult children need to read this article.

Necessary contribution.

I'm looking forward to/am completely terrified about his lawyer's statement when he gets bail. She's been described as being able to "channel Hanibal Lecter" when she cross-examines witnesses, "so able was she to find a person's deepest frailties and exploit them." This was from a client from a high-profile case a few…

Got 'em!

This news nearly made my heart require its own stent...

Can't break what you don't have.

Dude, I would NOT have been able to handle bad news about RBG. It would have been too much for one month. I nearly had a coronary event at the thought. We can't handle any more in November 2014, universe! Give it a rest for awhile!

RBG, we love you, get well soon:

Not that it matters, but I'm pretty sure the procedure happened this morning, not last night.

I wonder what it will be like for her to explain the procedure to her fellow Justices since most of them don't seem to know what a heart is.

I am not married to Michael Lohan. Another thing to be thankful for. Pass the yams.