Point Lobos is the best! Also, Moss Beach — the estuary there has everything — seals, otters, birds, dolphins — it's astonishing.

As my daughter says, "Sea Otters are on my list"

"I'm a very sexy country baby."

I just want to touch her arm and see if she really is a Human Cupcake.

This wonderland is closed for construction since someone died on the ferris wheel.

Her voguing game has always been on point!

Jezebel should do this, a sex week with featured experts to answer questions.

The "introduction to real analysis" class at my college was (un?)fortunately shortened to "Intro to Real Anal" on the schedule.

I had an amazing manager who used to act like he was siding with the shithead customers... "Yes, sir. We will handle this issue with the server at the end of the shift." and he'd come back saying "What an asshole!" and laughing about it with us. He had been a server as well as a cook before becoming manager. He knew…

Thanks. She later told me she was getting her PhD and had had her funding cut. As a doc student myself, I felt even better for sticking my neck out. But, honestly, I feel like when people do shit like that, they have no clue what that might do to someone on a given day. I think manners are important and that they…

I don't get treating those in the service industry like shit.

Mistreating your server is one of the surest signs that someone is a bad person. I guarantee that every BCO-bad-customer from these stories is a piece of shit to every person in their life.

That's exactly why there should be a law that every person in America should work as a server for one year.

My dad always liked to complain about everything and would eat a whole dish then say it was terrible (his reasoning is that a replacement would be out too late and he would be eating while everyone finished). He stopped this when my sister became a waitress and he realized the hell she went through. He's the best…

That pissed me off so much, too. I manage a restaurant and any time someone mistreats any of my employees, I have no problems kicking them out immediately and calling the cops if necessary. I'm a 5'3'' woman, but my workers say I'm very scary when I'm angry at an abusive customer and they love watching me take care…

How is 12.95 expensive for a steak sandwich anyway? Seems like a pretty good deal to me.

If you have an asshole family member who is being mean to a server (or a customer service person) speak the fuck up and tell them that they have no right to speak to a person that way, if said person is being totally nice and helpful. You're just enabling that behavior and that's not okay. Excuses are bullshit; treat…

Out of all the bad behavior in the roasted chicken story, the manager's reaction has me burning up the most. You are paid to deal with that conflict. I hope that waitress ended up somewhere better.

I'd say it's far more likely that the woman was in such a rage lather that she didn't want to admit she was wrong. One thing I've learned in life is to never blame malice when stupidity is just as good of an explanation.

That's when a guy walks up with the missing forty dollars and tells the woman it was on the floor by their table. To which she says "bullshit" and storms out saying that I'm a fucking thief. Moral of the story is, don't give small children lots of cash.

I imagine that guy probably paid out of his own pocket to make the…