I mean that my mom's an unrepentant racist

my latest readings absolve me from any residual guilt

I've heard her try to get the others to notice and hate whatever I'm doing

my eyes used to get so dry with the Santa Anas

That's so funny. Squirrels do that in my backyard too: spread themselves out.

my mother is making somebody cry a half hour away. Her record is 4 at Christmas

Jesus Christ, it's cold here.

It's kind of like a San Diegan poutine.

What am I thankful for, CA? You. Always you.

I asked her once and she told me its a very old recipe.

I do love a Cali burrito when I'm hungover.

I live in a city that prides itself on using french fries as a burrito topping

Thank you for speaking out against Pumpkin Pie

I made the most delicious green beans today

a person who grew up eating burritos in The Mission

I can't stand cooked fruit.

She never apologized.

You have the best name ever.

I assume he's going to drown it in melted cheese and Donkey Sauce.

We won't hurt you. But Gay Fieri ruined kale.